Privacy Policy
Last updated: [7/14/2025]
Welcome to the privacy policy for Your Favorite Libertarian LLC—operator of:
This document explains what we collect, what we do with it, and—just as importantly—what we don’t do with it.
1. The Short Version (TL;DR)
We collect only what we need to process your order, run the site, or contact you.
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal data.
We are not in the surveillance business. We are in the “cool stuff, shipped to your door” business.
You can reach out at any time to ask what data we have or request deletion.
2. What We Collect
When you place an order, create an account, or contact us, we may collect:
Name
Email address
Shipping and billing address
Phone number
Order details
IP address and browser/device info (basic logs, nothing creepy)
Payment info (credit card, etc.) is processed by PCI-compliant third-party processors (like Authorize.net).
We never see or store your full card number, CVV, or expiration date.
3. How We Use It
We only use your info to:
Process and fulfill your orders
Send order updates or tracking info
Respond to your questions
Improve site security and usability
Comply with legal or tax obligations
We don’t send marketing spam unless you opt into it.
(And even then, Nate probably won’t email you much unless he’s running a promo or selling claw machines to fund freedom.)
4. Who We Share It With
We only share your information with trusted third parties as needed to fulfill your order or keep the site running. This includes:
Payment processors (e.g., Authorize.net)
Shipping carriers (so your stuff arrives where it should)
Trusted manufacturers and distributors – for items shipped directly from their warehouse (aka drop-shipping)
These partners only receive the information necessary to complete your order—typically your name, shipping address, and product details.
They do not receive your payment info, and they’re not allowed to use your data for marketing, advertising, or anything outside of shipping your order.
We do not sell, rent, or trade your information with anyone. No creepy data brokers. No shady “partners.” No compromises.
5. Cookies & Tracking
Our site uses basic cookies to:
Keep your cart working
Maintain your login session
Collect simple analytics (e.g., page traffic—not your dog's name or your blood type)
You can block cookies in your browser, but parts of the site may stop working right.
We do not use creepy retargeting ads or record your screen like some dystopian Shopify add-on. That’s not how we roll.
6. Your Rights
You can ask what info we have on you.
You can request corrections or deletions.
You can opt out of any marketing communications (if we ever send any).
You can delete your account at any time.
Just email us at [email protected] and Nate will handle it personally (until the day he hires help).
7. Data Security
We take your data seriously:
All transactions are encrypted with SSL/TLS
We use PCI-compliant payment gateways
Site access is protected with strong credentials, limited access, and human oversight
We’re not a massive corporation, but we act like pros where it counts.
8. Children’s Privacy
We don’t knowingly collect data from children under 13. If you’re a parent and believe your kid submitted info, email us—we’ll delete it.
9. Changes to This Policy
If we ever change how we handle your data, we’ll update this page and put a notice on the site. We believe in transparency, not surprise.
10. Contact
For privacy questions or requests, contact:
Your Favorite Libertarian LLC
📧 [email protected]
📞 313.900.7959